《千万不要学英语》

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  Robert: You don't know much about basketball and you are fighting with me。 Are you ona basketball team?
  David: No; I am in a chess club。
  Robert: Chess club? Then you should talk about chess and not basketball。
  David: Sorry。 Hey; do you like chess?
  Robert: I hate it。 It is the most boring game on earth。
  David: You shouldn't say that! It is really fun!
  Robert: Okay; I'm sorry。 I promise not to talk about chess if you promise not to talk aboutbasketball。
  David: Okay; I promise。
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Situation 7 First Period
  (Robert's first period of the day is English class。 His teacher is Mr。Hubbard。 )
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): Good morning; class!
  Students: Good morning; Mr。 Hubbard。
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): Did all of you have a fun weekend? How abut you; Robert? Howwas your weekend?
  Robert: It was pretty good。
  Mr。  Hubbard  (teacher):  Robert;  this  is  an  English  language  class。  Please  speak  a  littlemore。 Tell us all about what you did on Saturday and Sunday。
  Robert: Let's see。 On Saturday; I went out to dinner。
  (Robert stops and doesn't say anything more。)
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): Will you tell the class and me where you went out to dinner andwhat you ate?
  Robert: Yes。 I went to T。G。I。 Friday's with my parents and my friend Tommy。 I had thesteak with French fries and Tommy has spaghetti。 After dinner; we both had a big ball ofice cream for dessert。 And then we play video games and then。。。
  (Mr。 Hubbard thinks that Robert will never stop talking and so stop him。)
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): Thank you; Robert。 That is enough。
  Robert: But I thought you want to hear everything。 I have a lot more to tell you。
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): No; that would be fine。 Class; please open your books to page 56。Today; we are going to talk about。。。
  (Robert interrupts Mr。 Hubbard。)
  Robert: But Mr。 Hubbard; I still have a lot to say。
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): Good! Then you can tell me what you thought of story at page 56。
  Robert: I didn't read it。 I was busy。
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): Busy? Busy eating ice cream?
  Robert: No; Busy practicing basketball。 I am on the team。
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): I don't care! All I care about is if you do your English homeworkor not! I think I'll have to call your parents。
  Robert: No; please don't。
  Mr。 Hubbard (teacher): Why not?
  Robert:  I  promise  my  parents  that  I  would  get  good  grades  and  if  they  let  me  playbasketball。
  Mr。  Hubbard  (teacher):  Well;  then  you  will  have  to  study  hard  or  I  will  call  them  nexttime。
  Robert: Thank you so much。 I will study hard。 I promise。
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Situation 8 Second Period
  (Robert's second period of the day is puter class。 His teacher is Mrs。 Crass。 )
  Mrs。 Crass: Class; please sit down。
  Robert: Mrs。 Crass; can I go to the bathroom?
  Mrs。 Crass: Of course not。 You just had a five minutes break; why didn't you go then?
  Robert: I was busy getting ready for this class。
  Mrs。 Crass: You should have been ready for this class last night。 You will just have to wait!
  Robert: Okay; but can I show you my homework first?
  Mrs。 Crass: Yes; of course you can。
  (Robert takes a CD out of his backpack。)
  Robert: I made a puter game called space killer。
  Mrs。 Crass: How do you play it?
  Robert: You are flying in the spaceship and you have to fight against aliens。
  Mrs。 Crass: How do you win?
  Robert: You can't ever kill all the aliens。 But whoever gets the most points wins。
  Mrs。 Crass: And how do you score points?
  Robert: You score points by killing aliens。 You get one point per alien and ten points fordestroying alien ship。
  Mrs。 Crass: That sounds very violent!
  Robert: No; it's just fun。 And most puter games now are much more violent than thisone。
  Mrs。 Crass: Well then; let's see if it works。
  (Robert takes his CD and puts it into a CD…ROM drive。)
  Robert: Wow; that looks great。 You did a good job! I'm giving you an A。
  Mrs。 Crass: Thanks; Mrs。 Crass。
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Situation 9 Recess 1
  (After his puter class; Robert gets a fifteen minute break that is calls 'recess'。)
  Billy: Hey; Robert! How were your classes?
  Robert: They were great! My English teacher; Mr。 Hubbard; gave me a second chance todo my homework。 And my puter teacher; Mrs。 Crass; really liked the puter gameI made。
  (Billy looks a little sad。)
  Billy: I wish I could say the same。 My history teacher hates me。 He says he is going tocall my Dad; so I can't play basketball。
  Robert: Who is your history teacher?
  Billy: Mr。 Cranston。
  Robert: Oh; yeah! I had him last year。 He was really mean。
  Billy: Yes; he still is really mean。 He knows how much I like sports and still he is going tocall my Dad。
  Robert: Maybe not。
  Billy: What do you mean?
  Robert: I mean last year I had the same problem。
  Billy: What did you do?
  Robert: I wrote a extra report and he agreed not to call my parents。
  Billy: Do you think he'll do that for me?
  Robert: I don't know; but you should try。
  Billy: You are right。 I will ask him。 Hey; let's go talk to some girls。
  Robert: Good idea!
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Situation 10 Recess 2
  (Robert and Billy find Michelle。)
  Robert: Hey; there's Michelle。 Why not to go talk to her?
  Billy: I'm shy。 You talk to her。 I'll listen。
  Robert: What? It was your idea to talk to girls。
  Billy: I know; but now I'm scared。
  Robert: You're chicken。 Okay; I'll talk to her。 Watch and learn!
  (Robert begins talking to Michelle while Billy listens and laughs。)
  Robert: Hey; Michelle; what's up?
  Michelle: Nothing much。 What's up with you?
  Robert: Nothing。 Oh; but I made the basketball team。
  Michelle: Cool! What's position do you play?
  Robert:  I  play  forward。  I  could  play  guard  but  I'm  tall  so  the  coach  wants  me  to  playforward。
  Michelle: I don't really know the difference between guard and forward。 But it's great thatyou're on the team。 I'm a cheerleader; you know。
  Robert: No; I didn't know that。 You're pretty enough to be a cheerleader though。
  Michelle: Stop it! You lying。
  Robert: Not really; you are very pretty。
  Michelle: Really? Then why don't you ever talk to me?
  Robert: I'm talking to you now。
  Michelle: That's true。 Do you have a girlfriend?
  Robert: No。 Do you have a boyfriend?
  Michelle: No。
  Robert: Would you e watch basketball practice today after school?
  Michelle: Yes。 I have a cheerleading practice then; too。
  Robert: Great! I'll see you then。
  Michelle: Okay; see you then。
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Situation 11 Social Studies
  (Robert's  third  period  class  is  social  studies  in  which  students  learn  aboutdifferentcountries and societies。 His teacher's na

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