不多久，我们就到了宾馆，我和小鱼龙儿各自留下一道幻影陪他们吃喝，真身回到了警察局。我拿回了五万圆，在警察局外面招来了一群小孩子，我问道：“你们喜不喜欢吃零食？”
“喜欢！”几个小孩异口同声答道。
“那哥哥给你们钱自己去买好不好？”
“好！”
“好样的，你们谁敢在警察局里面撒一泡尿，就给10元，拉一把屎，就给50元，在局长的帽子里拉一把屎，加至100元。马上行动，五分钟后来我这里领奖。”我说道，几个小孩子高兴得马上行动了，还是少儿无忌好！
“嘻嘻，花少，你要气死局长呀？”小鱼龙儿笑道。
“嘿嘿，气死人不尝命。龙儿，好戏在后面呢，慢慢等吧。警察局搞敲诈，上辈子没听说过！我花少可不是孬种，欺负我，找死不如。我要他们蛙猴警察局鸡飞狗跳。”
“嗯，说得也是，龙儿支持夫君。”
“我怎么知道仍然支持不支持我呀，除非你来吻我。”
“你色不死的夫君，又不是没接过吻，还这么馋涎欲滴，白痴才听你的话。”
“唉，说你白痴就没过份，这不是馋涎欲滴，这是爱的升华，是浪漫。”
“那……晚上再吻嘛……”
五分钟后，几个小孩子过来领奖，拿到100元的是一个光头小子，看上去是一块打架的料，小子胆量，本少爷欣赏！真他蛙猴有能耐，丢掉了本少爷几百圆人民币，幸好我视钱如粪土，要不然我不一火烤了他蛙猴我这辈子就不泡妞。
“我们还要回宾馆吗？”小鱼龙儿问道。
“整天逍遥，闷死人了，好戏不去看，做神你还是去做一个木头神好了。”
“呜呜，花少，人家不喜欢你对龙儿说这种难听的话，你再不以对你说甜语，龙儿就生气了，哭给你看。”
“嘿嘿，龙儿，你敢生气我就吻人窒息，吸出你苦胆汁！”我说道，小鱼龙儿瞪大了美丽的大眼睛，舌头可爱地伸出半长，遇上色夫君，是她的幸福还是她的倒霉？
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55、第五十四章 人间蜜月 。。。
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