〃What？ Oh； nonsense。 I saved them billions of nanosec… onds。〃
〃Shut up； dear；your circuits are scrambled。 Justin； Minerva is almost certainly the only girl on this pla who could be fussed by Teena's unhelpful help 。 … because she is probably the only one who shows any tendency to stick to one man。〃
The puter giggled。
〃I told you to keep still；〃 Lazarus said sternly。
Ira said quietly； 〃Minerva is a free agent； Lazarus。〃
〃Who said she wasn't？ And you keep quiet； too； until the Senior…that's me； son…finishes speaking。 Justin； Minerva will
find you a dinner partner…has found one； I think。 After that you are on your own。 If you and your dinner partner don't hit it off； no 8oubt you'll be able to work out something else。 Teena； I'm going to switch you off at the house tonight； I am uninviting you to dinner。 You haven't learned how to behave in pany。〃
〃Aw； Lazarus； I didn't mean to steal your pig。〃
〃Well…〃 Lazarus looked around。 Ira's face was impassive； Minerva looked unhappy。 Justin Foote spoke up：
〃Senior； I'm sure Athene did not mean any harm。 I do appreciate her declaring me her 'kissing cousin'； I found it warmly friendly。 I hope you will reconsider and let her join us at dinner。〃
〃Very well； Teena； Justin has intervened for you。 But between you and Dora and the twins I am beginning to need a gnarooth to ride herd on you kids。 Justin。 Minerva。 Let's go。 Ira； Teena…see you at the house。 Don't waste time on that converter； Ira； Teena did a perfect job。〃
Outside the colonial headquarters Justin Foote found a nullboat waiting…not the one that had fetched him from the skyfield； this one had a pair of redheaded twins in it 。 … uh； girls； although they looked as if they had just recently made up their minds。 Twelve； perhaps thirteen。 Both were wearing gun belts on skinny hips； with what （he hoped） were toy guns。 One was wearing captain's insignia on bare shoulders。 Bach wore eleven thousand； three hundred； and two freckles as near as he could estimate。
Both jumped out of the boat； waited。 One set of freckles said； 〃About time。〃 The other said； 〃Discrimination。〃
？Lazarus said； 〃Pipe down and be polite。 Justin； these are my twin daughters…Lapis Lazuli； and that one's Lorelei Lee。 Mr。 Justin Foote； dears； Chief Archivist for the Trustees。〃
The girls glanced at each other； then curtsied deeply in perfect unison。 〃Wele to Tertius； Chief Archivist Foote！〃 they said in chorus。
〃Charming！〃
〃Yes； girls； that was nice。 Who taught you？〃
〃Mama Hamadryad taught us…〃
〃…and Mama Ishtar said this would be a good time to
do it。〃…
〃But I'm Lori； she's Lazi。〃
〃You're both lazy；〃 said LazarusS
？〃I'm Captain Lapis Lazuli Long； manding Starship 'Dora' and she's my clew。 Even…numbered day。〃
〃Till tomorrow。 Odd…numbered day。〃 〃Lazarus can't tell us apart…〃 〃…and he's not our father； we never had one。〃 〃He's our brother； no real authority…〃 〃…he just dominates us by brute strength…〃 〃…but someday that will change。〃
〃Into the boat； you mutinous hellions；〃 Lazarus said cheerfully； 〃before I bust you back to apprentice spacemen。〃
They jumped into the boat； sat forward； facing aft。 〃Threats…〃
〃…with abusive language…〃
〃…and without due process。〃
Lazarus did not seem to hear them。 He and Justin handed Minerva into the boat； seated her aft and facing forward； they took seats cornering her。 〃Captain Lazuli。〃
〃Yes； sir？〃
〃Will you please tell the boat to take us home？〃
〃Aye aye； sir。 Humpty Dumpty…home！〃
The little craf？ started up； hit a steady ten knots； waddling to changing contours of the ground。 Lazarus said； 〃And now； Captain； having； confused our guest； please straighten him out。〃
〃Yes； sir。 We're not twins； we don't even have the same mother…〃
〃…and 01' Buddy Boy is not our father； he's our 'brother。〃
〃Even…numbered day！〃
〃Then make it march。〃
〃Correction；〃 said Lazarus。 〃I'm your father because I adopted you； with written consent of your mothers。〃
〃Irrelevant…〃
〃…and illegal； it was not with our consent…〃
〃…and immaterial in any case； as we three； Lazarus； Lorelei and I； are identical triplets and therefore enjoy the same rights under any rational jurisdiction … 。 which unfortunately this is not。 So he beats bs。 Illegally and brutally。〃
〃Captain； remind me to get 。a bigger club。〃
〃Aye aye； sir。 But we're fond of Buddy Boy anyhow； despite his masochosadistic behavior。 Because he's really us。 You see？〃
〃Miss…Captain； I mean…I'm not sure I do。 I think I slid through a space warp on the way here and failed to e out。〃
The even…numbered…day captain shook her head。 〃Sorry； sir； but that's not possible。 I must ask you to take my word for
it 。 。 unless you can handle imperial numbers 'and Libby field…physics。 Can you？〃
〃No。 Can ~you？〃
〃Oh； certainly…〃
〃…we're geniuses。〃
〃Quit trying to snow him； kids； and belay that order。 I'll explain it myself。〃
〃I wish you would； Lazarus。 I wasn't aware that you had any minor children。 Or sisters； which I find even more confusing。 Are they registered？ While I can't see everything that goes into tl~e ifies； for many years there has been an automatic relay to my attention on anything concerning the Senior。〃
〃Which I knew and that's why you didn't see it。 Registered； yes； but by their mothers' names…host…mothers； actually； but； not so reported。 But I left a Delay…Mail sealed registration of the actual genealogy involved； to be opened by you or your successor on my death or in year 2070 of the Diaspora； whichever es first； to insure that they will receive certain knickknacks； such as my second…best bed…〃
〃And the 'Dora'！〃
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〃Pipe down。 Keep butting in and your sister gets the 'Dora' and you won't be captain even on alternate days。 I pinked 'that date； Justin； because I expect them to be adults by then； they really are geniuses。 I will not attempt time travel until then； as they are captain and crew of my yacht…only while groundside now but in space by then。 As to how they are my sisters… and they are…an illegal…proscribed； rather； by Secundus Clinic…a clandestine surgical procedure was used to clone them from me。 Somewhat like Minerva's case； but simpler。〃
〃Much simpler；〃 agreed Minerva。 〃I operated for me； when I was still a puter…and failed seventeen times before I achieved a perfect clone。 I couldn't do it now； although Athene would be able to。 But ou~ girls were cloned by a fleshand…blood surgeon…replication of the X chromosome was all that was necessary…and did it in both cases in one try； Laz and Lor were born the same day。〃
〃Mmm… Yes； I think that Madam Director Doctor Hildegarde would take a sour view of such things。 With no reflections on the lady's professional petence…high； I assume
…I find her a bit； uh