and Lazarus was suddenly reminded of the first night he had been invited in。 Save that the men were now in uniform the tableau was the same； each was seated in the spot he had been in that night； Mrs。 Smith presided over the 〃pany〃 coffee service with the same serene dignity； even the refreshments were the same。 He looked for changes； could find only three： His elephant was not back of Mrs。 Smith's chair； the prizes they
…had won at the amusement park were on a table near the door； and sheet music for 〃Hello； Central； Give Me No Man's Land〃 was ~open on the piano。 … 〃You were late tonight； Father。〃
〃Seven recruits； and I had just the …usual sizes for them； too large and too small。 Ted； we get what the Army doesn't want。 Proper； of course。 We now … have Lewis guns for the machine…gun panies and enough Springflelds to go around； we are beginning to look less like Villa's bandits； I'm not plaining。 Daughter； what are those things on that table？ They look out of place。〃 …
〃The Kewpie doll I wOn myself； so I'm thinking of giving it a place of honor on top of the piano。 The Teddy Roosevelt bear was won by Sergeant Theodore； perhaps he's taking
it to France with him。 Electric Park； Father； and I don't think it costS Sergeant Theodore more …than twice what the prizes are worth for us to win them； we had a lucky night… and a very gay one。〃 …
Lazarus could see the old man starting to cloud up…in public with a bachelor？ With her husband away？ So he spoke up：
〃I can't take it to France； Mrs。 Smith； I made a deal with Woodie…don't you remember？ My Teddy bear for his elephant。 I assume it's a firm deal； he carried it from then on。〃
Mr。 Johnson said； 〃If you didn't get it in writing； Ted； he'll hornswoggle you。 Do I understand that Woodie went to Electric Park with you two？〃
〃Yes； sir。 Between ourselves I expect to leave the elephant in Woodie's custody for the duration。 But I'm going to dicker with him first。〃
〃He'll still hornswoggle you。 Maureen； the idea was to give you relief from the children。 Especially Woodie。 What in Ned possessed you to take him along？〃
〃We didn't exactly take him along； Father； he was a stowaway。〃 She gave her father an accurate account； save that she left out certain things and did not include a timetable。
Mr。 Johnson shook his head and looked pleased。 〃That boy will go far…if they don't hang him first。 Maureen； you should have …spanked him and fetched him home。 Then you and Ted should have gone on with your ride。〃
〃Oh； fuss； Father； I did have my ride and a very nice one； I made Woodrow sit in the back seat and keep quiet。 Then I had a gay time at the park； a bonus I would not have had if Woodrow had not invited himself along。〃
〃Woodie had some justice on his side；〃 Lazarus admitted。 〃I did promise him an outing at Electric Park； then
… never kept my promise。〃
〃Should have whacked him。〃
〃It's too late for that； Father。 And we did have fun。 We ran into some people from church； too…Lauretta and Clyde Simpson。〃 …
〃That old witch！ She'll gossip about you； Maureen。〃
〃I think not。 We chatted while Woodie rode the miniature train。 But you might remember that Sergeant Bronson is your eldest sister's son。〃
Ira Johnson raised his eyebrows； then Chuckled。 〃Samantha would be surprised…if she were still with us。 Ted； my eldest sister was thrown by a horse she was trying to break
？… at eighty…five。 She lingered awhile； then tu？ned her face to the wall and refused to eat。 Very well； I'll remember。 Ted； this is better than blaming my gay…dog brother and still harder to check on；/Samantha lived in illinois； wore out three husbands； and one of them could have been named Bronson for all anyone here would know。 Do you mind？ Gives you a family of sorts。〃
〃I don't mind。 Although I like to think of this family as my family。〃
〃And we like to have you think of us that way； Son。 Maureen； is our young lady home？〃
〃Just before you got home； Father。 They are in the kitchen； on the excuse that she wanted to make a sandwich for Jonathan。 Since I'm sure it's an excuse to stay out there and spoon； I suggest that； if you want something from the kitchen； you allow me to fetch it； I'll be noisy enough to let Nancy jump off his lap。 Theodore； Nancy is engaged； we just haven't made a formal announcement。 I think it's best to let them marry now； since he'll be joining the Army almost at once。
… What do you think？〃
〃I'm hardly entitled to an opinion； Mrs。 Smith。 I hope they will be happy。〃
〃They will be；〃 said Mr。 Johnson。 〃He's a fine lad。 I tried to sign him into the Seventh； but he insisted on waiting for his birthday so he could go straight into the Army。 Even though he couldn't be drafted for another three years。 Spirit。 I like him。 Ted； if you need to go to your room； you can go around this other way and avoid the kitchen。〃
A few minutes later the young people came out of the kitchen； thade polite sounds without sitting down； then Nancy stepped out onto the porch to say good…night to her swain；。 came back in； and sat down。
Mr。 Johnson smothered a yawn。 〃Time I hit the hay。 You will too； Ted； if you're smart。 Too noisy around here to sleep late； especially where your room is。〃
Nancy said quickly； 〃I'll keep the young ones quiet； Grandpa； so Uncle Ted can sleep。〃
Lazarus stood up。 〃Thank you； Nancy； but I didn't get much rest on the train last night； I think I'll go right to bed。 Don't orning； I'll wake up at reveille time anyhow。 Habit。〃
Mrs。 Smith stood up。 〃We'll all go to bed。〃
Mr。 Johnson shook hands as he sai。d good…night~ Mrs。
Smith gave Lazarus a symbolic peck on the cheek such as she had gi'sen him on arrival； thanked him for a lovely evening； and urged him to turn over and go back to sleep if the reveille habit wakened him； Nancy hung back and kissed him good…night as her elders started up the stairs。
Lazarus went to his room and on into his bath。 Maureen had told him not to hesitate to draw a tub； it would not wake the children。 He started one； went back and opened his grip； got out the little package； took it into the bath and threw the bolt； there being no key in the bedroom door。 It was a small flat 'box such as garters might e in； he opened it carefully； intending to rewrap it exactly as it had been。
Ah； the garters！ Faded； as she … had said； …and clearly not new 。 。 and…Yes！…redolent with her own evocative fragrance。 Would it last long enough for him to get it borne； have the lovely； delicate aroma analyzed； amplified； and fixed？ Probably…and with puter help a skilled scentologist could separate out the odors of satin and rubber； and amplify hers selectively。 He would have to go to Secundus for such expert help。 Worth the trip and then some！
Now let's see those 〃naughty〃 mottoes… One read： 〃Open All Hours…Ring Bell for Service！〃…the other： 〃Wele！ e in and Stir the Fire。〃 Sweet darling； those aren't 〃naughty。〃 …
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